Written back in Med Syd Hall in 2011 with the help of Josh Heppenstrijdt and Ben "Trio" Robitaille. <3
lyrics
Lyrics:
David is a friend of my own
I thought that I might take her home
With my glasses, and my plaid shirt on
Maybe we could talk all night
Even though she’s half my height
I can’t always tell if she’s around
Something is dysfunctioning
Tell me what is happening
What the hell is going on?
Maybe cuz you’re one year older
That’s why I can’t get a boner
I swear to god this has never happened before
Oh David!
A couple of shots from a mickey
She’ll cover your neck in hickies
Sucking on my skin all night long
Homeless hangout in the quad
Damn you’ve got a rocking bod
Maybe things would work out if I did
Something is dysfunctioning
Tell me what is happening
What the hell is going on?
Maybe cuz you’re one year older
That’s why I can’t get a boner
I swear to god this has never happened before
Oh David!
This is a construction zone
It says to have a hard hat on
But instead it seems I’ve worn a toque
She lived in my residence
And when she got into my pants
My flaccid dick really let her down
Something is dysfunctioning
Tell me what is happening
What the hell is going on?
Maybe cuz you’re one year older
That’s why I can’t get a boner
I swear to god this has never happened before
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